allanvsromance’s blog

i've just seen a bloke toss off two fish on the tv. before 9pm on a saturday! crikey!

i quite like the new weezer single. its fun and is up beat and makes party. anyone that moans because its not pinkerton can bollocks

florence and the machine are insipid. the girl's voice is a horrible thing, so i'm confused as to why she's successful

somebody bring me an Earth Mother pizza from Two Boots and a couple of bottles of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale? Ta

something doesn't feel right. i feel totally off kilter today. maybe its because its the last show of tour tonight. maybe i slept too much

wake up in hotel "morning allan, how's your UK cock and balls?" me-"what?" looks at hand. Thanks @fargoesto11 and guti. fuckers

bit gutted i missed out on #questiontime with captain racehate. is it worth watching on iplayer? does it work outside of the uk?

who stole my sharpie? i gotta be more vigilant dammit!

this is going to be frikkin ace

oh Cardia, I have neglected you. For this I am sorry.